unicornsandbondage: “Some of these people you’re obsessed with are grown men and twice your age!”
fumblrtabulous: THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK well this is it bonjour my petite crossaints
tupacabra: i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
me: wears pajamas
me: changes into clean pajamas
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
markhumpus: I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
Anonymous asked: ich liebe deinen blog mal übertrieben!
Person: *cough cough*
Me: I GOT YOUR PICTURE I'M COMING WITH YOU. DEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN!
roseplated: CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
me : i'll do homework
tumblr : get in loser we're going fangirling